Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Last Post??

Yes, its true, this may be my last post because Sarah is coming back on Friday afternoon insha'Allah. So this may be it. Hold back your tears and be strong( "be a man"), and I'll try to get through this. Btw I'm writing assignment right now, so lay off if I dont wRiTe cOheReNtly :)

Home Alone 4: Only for 2 more days...and I didn't have my house parties (Or did I???) or do most of my other (halal) plans, stupid summer school!!! That makes me sad, kind of depressed, cuz it was my only chance do it...(sighs)
"I can't see it comin' down my eyes, so I gotta make this blog cry..."

I got beef with milk right now...this is what happened.

I go to buy stamps, so I can mail Sarah's school stuff out, and I went to 4 different places until I found it. And at Hy&Zels, she was like u gotta a buy a book of them, and I'm thinking 'I gotta buy a book?', so I explain that I want "stamps that go on envelopes, so you can mail them". Then she showed me a pack of ten stamps that they call a 'book'. So I felt stupid and ended up buying it.
ANYWHO, on the way back I buy milk (3 bags = 4L). I get home and toss it in the fridge. An hour later I go to watch full house, so I need a snack, BUT I walk into the kitchen only to see a Flood of milk around the fridge...one of the bags ripped open somehow and just bled out of the fridge and onto the floor. SO i get a mop and clean up the floor, while moving the fridge and the microwave cart. THen I open the fridge...milk drippin down from the shelf to below veggie crispers and all that. So I get my mop, a sponge and Pine Sol, clean it up so it doesn't smell, See Ammi I was paying attention.
WELL all that took half an hour of hard labour, and WORST of all, I totally missed Full House!!! It was my day off ...sort of, you don't do that to me MILK.
(to Milk) I love you, but I can't even look at you right now. I don't know what I'm gonna have for breakfast, cheerios ain't the same without ya.

Lesson Learned, you DON'T Buy milk from Giant Tiger!!!

*deep breath (next thing)

I played Squash on Sunday for the first time. I did ok and had a lot of fun. EXCEPT that I got hit in the back of the head by the ball, but I was coo and just shook it off like a true champ. AND that I missed the ball in trying to hit the ball backwards and caught my shin, That HURT. but I continued on and finished the game (another one) losing 0-9. And now I have a sore shoulder, and left shin. I'll be ok, just don't tell my mom. serious.

Adventures of tha Bus Ryder:
I was waiting for a ride from Square One after I bussed it there from UTM. SO I waited inside, across from Zellers, by the payphones. SO this one guy, race isn't relevant but some ppl imply that they make rotis on this race of ppl (i jus heard it). ANyways, he sells his bus transfer to another guy for $2, then 5 mins later he comes upto me and says "Assalaam Alaikum, Walaikum Assalaam"...thats right he said both, so I reply "Walaikum Assalaam"... what else could've I said?? Then he asks if he can borrow a bus ticket, despite the fact that I saw him Sell a transfer to someone else for $2, but at this point he knew I was Muslim, so I was like sure brother here ya go. DAWAH!! boo-yah!

Chillin' at the Rana's:
It was Anisa's (Bhabbi's younger sis) birday and I happened to be there. just Family and Cake. I like cake. Anyways, I tagged along with Sahar's eldest younger bro (hes my age) to Wal-Mart, to help him buy a present. Then I was thinking, if I should get her something, cuz she's too young for the Anwar Al-Awlakki (spelling..) approach that I explained and depressed the youngest bro with (time for reflection, What have you done? death around the corner?...not scaring u am I?), and it helped that I talked in a depressing monotone voice. So I got her a 'life lesson' in the form of a box of chocolates, and said "You see, Anisa, Life is like a box of chocolates. You know what I'm sayin'?". She shook her head, but I think she got the point.

ALRIGHT, This post is LONG and i should finish my assignment, and I can't think of much more to write right now, except how Weston's valuation of Goodwill doesn't reflect economic reality. So, it was fun. You all take care, and be safe (wear long sleeves and use mosquito repellant) . All the best. Will be back to post comments somtime.
And if you comment, how about a name or even a nickname that help in discovering your true identity (Batman). And who are you that said I'll meet you soon??? WHO!!!??? Is it you Uncle Jesse? I hope so.

Wanna meet the man himself?? MuslimFest 2006!!
Looking forward to it..."anonymous"... whoever you are!!!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Str8 from tha (Crazy)Horse's mouth

WhiteBear here. just thought I post it so everyone could read it. But what'd they get ME?!?!? you know what I mean? "How about some NEW Oldies, Geniuses!!!"

Also, I have my assignment due on the same day as my exam now (AUG.14). Which totally sux cuz that equals 70% of my mark (if you're readin' this, then you gotta pray for me). And thats also 2 Days after MuslimFest '06, which is on Saturday AUG.14 at Living Arts Centre. Get your Tickets son!!! I encourage everyone to get 'em from my fellow commerce scholar, Madihah Amin. We struck a deal at the Walk, so if she reads this, she can post her contact.

Anyways. here's what you've been waiting for...I basically copy&pasted from the comments:

Sarah said...
Azfar, we're coming home on Friday afternoon... come on now, the least u can do is prepare some sandwiches... OR we can go to McD's for some filet-o-fish.. Mmmmm...Ok so update on us:Alhumdalillah, we're all feeling much better now. We're in Kolkata now.. got here on Wednesday.. on my bday (FYI: the current # of cakes that i have cut is at 4).. it's been rainin every day but weather is pretty decent. Been shopping... got some wickedd saris! The Ahmed Clan is doin well... almost everyone came to the airport to pick us up. The house has changed sooo much. All the kids are so grown up.. Asjad is soooo funny.Auspar... missin you too much. Never goin on a trip without EVER again. :(MIss you Affar Bhai

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Infiltrated the Rana Household!!!

ok team, I am in and have hacked into the infamous Rana desktop. Operation Rubicon is underway, and I need your support. Next objective is to gain their trust so they'll let me practice driving (with their cars) before my road test. muhahahah

eyyyy I'm jus jokin bhabbi, why u gettin' all bent outta shape fo'??

FYI, Team Faith, my team for Walk for the Homeless, masha'Allah raised over $4500!! thats insane, altho credit is owed to our two MVPs of the squad who raised more than a grand each. At the end, it became a race btwn 4 members of our own team to finish first. Even though it was a walk, racing was not allowed. But c'mon now, what did u expect to happen?

Full House: Also, I completed my house cleaning on the same day the Tanner family has their spring cleaning. Danny = Psycho with a Dustmop. Michelle was so funny in that one, I can't pick any lines as my favorite.

Home Alone 4: I found a dead crow in my backyard on thursday after mowing the lawn. after a suggestions from others, I buried it on sunday in my backyard. I used gloves and a shovel, still it was so creepy and disgusting. THEN on monday, I read about West Nile in Mississauga, and how you should call for any dead crow sighting. "Oh great! Now he tells me!"

So i now gotta call em soon. This just had to happen this summer, at this time.

Finally I have heard, and only heard, that Sarah and my bro were feeling a little under weather, nothing serious, just that feeling most of us get when we go there ( I assume). So do include them in your dua'as, and me too... I have exams in 2 weeks or so. :(

Oh no! I gtg... Cover blown! Cover blown!. Abort, Abort!!